If the dog didn’t die of natural causes, it was going to die by its owner, a frail shrilling woman, freaking out and doing all the wrong things.

In fact, upon second review, the owner really ruins the entire experience. If it’s not the shrieking screaming, it’s the mangling of the dog’s head, if it’s not that, then it’s the continued screaming, if it’s not that, then it’s the falsely claiming the dog is turning blue, if it’s not that than it’s the WWE take-down of trying to hold the dog down at the end.

I mean, Dear God. Alas, the dog lives and all ends well.

Oh, and I never heard the owner thank the stranger who ran and necessitated her beloved companion.