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Their tagline sums it all up: “Swap your shabby tat for a tabby cat.”

If you’re not a cat lover, you may be wondering, “Why not dogs?” Cats4Gold answers this question succinctly.

In case you’re wondering, my entire life savings is worth 2.4 Persian cats. What a steal!

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