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Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Knife Because He Farted

It was just established that Florida is crazy. But now the Sunshine State is getting even crazier:
A Florida woman was accused of throwing a knife at her longtime boyfriend - all because he farted in her face. It’s safe to assume that the only possible explanation was that they were watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail and he decided to reenact this legendary scene:

Florida Restaurant's Menu Features Lion Meat

A Florida restaurant known as Taco Fusion has an exotic new menu item: lion meat. However, this isn’t a first for Taco Fusion - they also serve otter and beaver meat. Delicious…or disgusting? Of course, wild animal advocacy groups are appalled. Nothing new there. Nonetheless, Fusion’s manager, Brad Barnett, claims that the meat he gets derives from a special vendor, who breeds them for human consumption. So, The Lion King is officially now a taco supplement.

Missing Pennsylvania Mom Found in Florida After 11 Years

Police and family members believed that Brenda Heist, who disappeared from her Pennsylvania home in 2002, had fallen victim to foul play. In fact, the divorced mother of two had run away from her problems, hitchhiking to South Florida, where she was homeless for two years, lived with a man for seven years, worked day-labor jobs and was homeless for another two years. Last week, the 54-year-old woman contacted police […]

Michael Jordan Marries Yvette Prieto

Basketball legend, Michael Jordan married Yvette Prieto, Cuban-American former model, over the weekend in Palm Beach, Florida. The wedding was held at the Episcopal Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea with nearly 300 guests in attendance, including notables like Tiger Woods, Patrick Ewing, Spike Lee and Ahmad Rashad. Among the star-studded entertainment lineup for the night were Usher, Robin Thicke, K’Jon, DJ MC Lyte and the 18-piece band The Source. This is the […]

Random Laws That Actually Exist In The United States

You might want to check out this list of random laws in the United States to make sure you aren’t breaking any of them. 1. In Florida, it is considered an offense to shower naked. 2. In Oklahoma, people who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. 3. In Chico, California, it is illegal to plant a garden in any public street. 4. In Los Angeles, California, […]

Woman Arrested For Mooning And Attacking Ex-Boyfriend With Papayas

A quest for birthday sex went horribly wrong earlier last month when Suzanne Wasden’s ex-boyfriend showed up at her place one night. Wasden, 49, was due to appear in court yesterday morning to respond to charges that she attacked her ex-boyfriend with papayas on the night of March 10. She also apparently mooned him…along with her 16-year-old male neighbor. Wasden, who was described by the Vero Beach, FL., police department […]

#MarchMadness: Your Guide to the Elite 8 - Today's Games

Oh, how very close we are getting to the Final Four! Cinderellas have waltzed into history, top seeds have been defeated. But there’s still a lot of basketball to watch, including today’s portion of the Elite 8 round. Find our analysis below. Meanwhile, you can take a look at our predictions for yesterday’s Wichita State -vs- Ohio State (dare we say?) shocker. Michigan (4) -vs- Florida (3) 2:20pm ET (CBS) […]

#MarchSadness: FGCU lost to Florida in Sweet 16

15th seed Florida Gulf Coast University’s magical run through the NCAA Tournament came to a crashing halt last night against the third seed Florida Gators, losing 62-50 in the Sweet 16 last night. “It was great to see the excitement across the country with the underdog, and it’s just a real feeling when you’re the underdog and you’re the talk of the nation,” FGCU coach Andy Enfield said. “Our plan […]