Author archives: William Sack

Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Knife Because He Farted

It was just established that Florida is crazy. But now the Sunshine State is getting even crazier:
A Florida woman was accused of throwing a knife at her longtime boyfriend – all because he farted in her face. It’s safe to assume that the only possible explanation was that they were watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail and he decided to reenact this legendary scene:

Real Life Superhero: Samurai Mormon Saves Woman

Move over, Phoenix Jones, Kent Hendrix is our new favorite real life superhero. Fox News reported that a Mormon bishop used samurai swords to defend a neighbor who was being attacked by a stalker. Kent Hendrix was alert and managed to pick up a tube of ChapStick the man dropped, making Batman proud.