VIDEO: Real-Life Fruit Ninja Takes on Watermelon in Less Than 30 Seconds

We all know the addictive game Fruit Ninja, in which you try to cut tons of fruit, avoid bombs, and make your sensei (teacher) happy. Speed is an essential component: there’s quick, and then there’s Fruit Ninja quick. Matt Jones, a 28-year-old grocery store manager, shows his fruit slicing skills in this video that went viral this past week. The Fruit Ninja Facebook and Google+ pages responded, saying:

WARNING: Don’t try this at home! Watch as this real-life Fruit Ninja makes short work of a watermelon!

Well, he is definitely more graceful than this guy:

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