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Lipstick Bounty Hunters' Arrest Turns Out Poorly, Slapped With Lawsuit

So, the all-female Lipstick Bounty Hunters thought they could bring in Daniel Duvall when he decided to stop at a local Arby’s in Huntington Beach, CA.  The ambush turned out poorly.  Duvall, whose $100,000 bond was revoked, escaped, but with a multitude of injuries, including a permanently blinded right eye.  He’s now suing the ladies. The Press-Telegram based out of Long Beach reported that: Cathy Kessler, who lives in Orange […]

The 10 Best Quotes of Margaret Thatcher

In memory of Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher here are her 10 best quotes. 1: Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t. 2: Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, although difficult, is the high road to pride self-esteem, and personal satisfaction. 3: If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to […]

3 Fallacies of Social Farting

Canada’s comparison of “Social Smoking” to “Social Farting” has some falsehoods, and here they are. 1. No woman in the history of mankind has ever, nor will ever, pick up a guy by farting. No matter how hot she is. (See point #3 for more info) 2. No matter how much you fart it will not give you cancer (this maybe debatable). It is however, a good way to burn some […]