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Florida Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Knife Because He Farted

It was just established that Florida is crazy. But now the Sunshine State is getting even crazier:
A Florida woman was accused of throwing a knife at her longtime boyfriend - all because he farted in her face. It’s safe to assume that the only possible explanation was that they were watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail and he decided to reenact this legendary scene:

Two Blonde Dudes Meld: Joffrey Bieber Tumblr

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that NOBODY likes Joffrey from HBO’s Game of Thrones. One doesn’t even have to recount the horrible things he’s done to other characters; just saying his name makes any fan of the show shudder. And c’mon, who really likes Justin Bieber? OK… not counting his 38,605,595 followers on Twitter, David Beckham’s team mate, or this 3-year-old little girl… Dang it! Just got “Boyfriend” stuck in my head even talking about him!

Women Strangles Boyfriend over Macklemore's "Thrift Shop"

A women in Colorado was arrested for choking her boyfriend because he WOULD NOT stop singing Macklemore’s hit Thrift Shop. He might be wearing his granddad’s clothes, but she’s going to be wearing prison orange for a little while. ReactionLOL (1) It’s a Trappp! (0) Bias (0) Losing (0) Fail (0) Winning (0) Aww (0)