Police Called to Investigate Farting Dispute

A neighbor at a Maple Road apartment building in Clawson, Michigan, alerted the police department that there was what sounded like a violent altercation taking place in the complex they lived in.

Shouts of “No! Stop!” alarmed the neighbor so a 911 call was placed.

The police showed up and what they found wasn’t anything resembling domestic violence.

A couple were fighting because the man wouldn’t stop passing gas.

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That’s right folks, taxpayer money going to good use.

No arrests were made but I suppose it could’ve been far worse, remember this story?

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