There's a new iPhone app, Tinder, which displays images of users for other users to award a “heart” or an “x.” If a person awards a heart to someone who as also given them a heart, both users are notified of the match and have the opportunity to chat.

Starting out, I'm just like:

And then I see a cute boy:

When I see a 50-year-old man:

When I go a while without a match:

When I see a cute boy I've got a class with:

When I get match with someone cute:

…but they just want to see nudes:

So I just block them and move on.

Happy Tindering!