The Failed Robin Hood of Marijuana

Working at a prison, you probably see a lot of interesting things but what an Whatcom County Sheriff employee saw this past Tuesday morning had to have been one of the weirdest things ever.

He saw David Wayne Jordan, 36, get out of his pickup, aim a bow and arrow at the roof of the county jail and shoot it into what just happens to be the recreation area for inmates. Jordan then got into his car and fled the scene but he wasn’t getting away with anything. The employee wrote down the license place and reported it immediately.

The arrow in question had a little bag of a few grams of marijuana and another yet to be identified substance attached to it.

Law enforcements officers with a search warrant in hand, showed up to Jordan’s home and saw the bow in his car. They made a forced entry into the home because he refused to let them in.

He admitted to shooting the arrow but stated that he was just doing some harmless recreational squirrel hunting.

Of course that’s what you were doing Mr. Jordan.

He was booked that evening on charges of resisting arrest, introducing contraband to a corrections facility in the third degree, and obstructing law enforcement. But he already knew the drill because earlier in the month, he had served 20 days in jail for two counts of assault and one count of resisting arrest.

The local squirrels should be safer for a little while longer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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