Usually people who drink get crazy, but what about the drinks themselves? We’ve included eight weird, but awesome, drinks below.

We’ve linked recipes for each, by the way. Go get hammered!

Everything But: The drink for conspiracy theorists. Everything but what? Why won’t they tell us? Who created this drink and why?

Weep No More: Forget your problems and your name! And who’s driving you home.

Killer Koolaid: It’s harmless, even though it’s not stirred.

Barnum: If you add Baileys, it’s like a circus in your mouth.

Bobby Burns: If he starts itching, send him to the doctor. Or the bartender.

Screaming Orgasm: I’ll have what she’s having, and keep ‘em coming.

Cerebral Hemorrhage: Duddddeeee…I can feel my brain bleeding, I swear!

Prohibition: ”Prohibition has made nothing but trouble.” Al Capone

What are you wasting, er, waiting for? Hit the bar!