Last night on the season premiere of FOX’s American Idol, contestant #23141 had the judges laughing. It was four firm “No!’s.” This tone-deaf competitor clearly had no idea she lacked the ability to sing.

She didn’t get the golden ticket to Hollywood — and thank God for that. Although, that didn’t dissuade the mother of the grief-stricken contestant from assuring the cameras that her daughter, “has a golden ticket in her heart.” Whatever that means.

Not everyone is a winner. Trying your best may still keep you in the awful range. Oh, children of the millennia, have sweet mercy on us.

From the picture Viral Read snapped and analyzed, our bet is that the sister knows the truth.

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